Life is cheap, be it bought or sold.

Apparently people on social media think Marshal Law runs their town.

-namasdave

deaf leper

Here's a picture showing the correlation between lower limbs lost and replacement prosthetics worn...a faux toe graph.

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Life Lessens

The depth and value of life's greatest answers cannot be fully comprehended when they are simply given. A good teacher leads the student to believe that they have discovered the answer, content in knowing the value of the lesson taught outweighs any credit for having taught the lesson in the first place. 

Youth knows the answers, but experience knows the questions. 

-namasdave

Ms. Taken

Mistaken is really a clever word when you break it down to mis-taken.

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Just Some Stupidity

I was wondering last night... what if you are the voice in someone else's head, and what you hear is their thoughts? Wouldn't that really spin the schizophrenia thing around?

The snowflake never feels responsible for the avalanch.

-namasdave

Common sense is decreasingly common.

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Fortune favors the brave, not the reckless.

-namasdave

Prideful certainty is every bit as admirable as willful ignorance, since they are one and the same.

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I always hate to see food go to waist.

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Some of the best things that have happened to me felt like the worst things at the time. Keep hope alive. Endure. Thrive.

-namasdave

You're not obligated to convince every idiot that disagrees with you that you're correct. You should also remind them they dont have that obligation either.

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I find myself obsessed with thoughts of what it would be like to rule over all the people who are way too thin... I'm just over-thin-king.

-namasdave

We only complain about the traffic we're in.

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If you actually want to hear what people are saying, try listening as though it will never be your turn to speak. Try to hear what is meant as much what is said. Listen carefully enough and you may find that what isn't being said is every bit as meaningful as what is.

-namasdave

Not all fields are 90° angles. To acheive the highest yields efficiently, farmers must use math to plant accordingly. To that end, while most farmers don't object to horses, they are more likely to be protractor.

-namasdave

PSA: The politically correct term for vape pens is now "Personal Electronic Nicotine Injection System" or P.E.N.I.S.

Please use this term going forward.

-namasdave

Don't turn out the lights for too very long or you may forget where that switch was.

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Stay Home and Wash Your Hands

When you think," Well, that kind of stuff always happens to someone else." you might do well to remember that to everyone else, you are someone else.

- namasdave

It is easier to enjoy the product when you don't have to suffer the process.

-namasdave

You'll probably never change anyone's stance on the second amendment. Whatever their view, most people stick to their guns.

-namasdave

It's funny thing about life, sometimes you can expend little to no effort and people think you're amazing, and other times you can work your ass off and no one notices.

-namasdave

They say nothing good comes easy. That may be true (or not) however I think many people waste time and effort failing to consider that difficulty is no measure of goodness either.

-namasdave