Q) Small Church vs Big Church

A large church is the way to go.

The facilities and AV gear at small churches doesn't really make for a truly entertaining and convicting worship experience.

At small churches there's not usually, awesome hd photo backgrounds for the lyrics, and the sound isn't just bad but most of the time it's so quiet you're often times forced to listen to the horrible singers in the seats around you.

With good coffee and snacks in the lobby, at big churches you can sneak out during the opening band and grab a quick bite before the  speaker or "pastor" comes out to deliver their routine or TED talk.

Not to mention that at small churches you're more likely to be in an awkward situation when you see people you don't like.

Often times, at small churches, after sitting through a whole service with them, hearing their singing, people want to chat afterward too, forcing you to miss that golden 10-15 minute window to beat every other church goer to the restaurant before there a huge wait for a table.

Totally the opposite at a big church, it's great, because you can scoot on out of there to get a good lunch afterward with the people in your small group / home study.

You can have some small talk and maybe even talk about the next social project you can throw money at since you have the budget of a big church!

It's actually pretty awesome at a big church.

And let's be real here, people generally look and smell better at big churches. Don't even get me started on the difference in parking lots, or the convenience of 3 choices of show times on Sunday, plus the Saturday night option at the big churches. Super convenient in so many ways.

Face it, all small churches want to do is grow up to be big churches anyway right?

I wonder how many churches there are?

I guess I should just be glad there's more than one...