If I were a space alien and upon stepping off of my ship I saw people everywhere doing this, I think I would be dumb founded about what strange power over people it was that dogs must have.
I as I wrote my report to send back to the people of my planet I think it would probably conclude something like this:
...and so, although contrary to every other evidence, it seems clear, from having observed so many scenes like this, that dogs must somehow be the superior life form.
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You know you want to, so say it already...no one's going to be offended.