Q) How do you know things are serious when you're dating an electrician?
A) When you get to third phase.
Q) Why do electricians make bad surfers? A) They like to go beyond the breakers.
Q) How to streets fart?
A) Through their asphalt.
Q) Why do ghosts make bad bartenders?
A) They can't resist giving away the boos.
Q) What drink do they serve at haunted houses?
A) Ghoul Aid.
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