Just had a great idea for a children's song.
It's about a feeble lonely old man that lives alone. One evening he has to run an errand, and goes out while its sprinkling, not thinking much of it.
On his return trip though the weather takes a turn and becomes torrential rain. With no other choice he begins to make a dash for home.
In a rush and almost home, he slips on his walkway and gets a concussion. In pain, and with blurred vision, he manages to pick himself up and get into the house where he's glad to be out of the storm.
Exhausted from the evenings activities he decides to turn in early. Sadly, not too long after going to bed he slips into a coma and dies.
Kids will sing that for years!
Wait, that's already been done.
My bad.
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You know you want to, so say it already...no one's going to be offended.