Dear Alcohol,
Please don't misunderstand me.
I do still love you very much.
You intoxicate me.
It seems the feeling isn't mutual however and I can really only count on you to be with me when I have money.
That hurts...
I'm not breaking up with you though.
I'll be back next payday.
Sincerely,
db
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