How To Make a Facebook Post

Don't have anything to say?

No original thought processes that might indicate independent thinking? 

Maybe it's just too risky to put it all out there.

Well then...I have a solution for you!

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How to make a facebook post in 3 easy steps: 

1) Find a story. 

• Best with stories that stir emotion or controversy.
• Even a small amount, or no emotion / controversy is fine. 
• You can add or generate these things in step 2.

2) Summarize it with a clever phrase or sentence. 

• Make sure to keep it short to accommodate the facebook attention span.
• Accuracy is optional, and in fact probably less effective. 

• Remember the best lies always contain some truth.

• Use the situation to add credibility to your own opposing view points.
• Be sure NOT to reference any sources. 
• Works best when your text is implied as being a quote or by using false or unverifiable statistics for effect.

3) Associate it with a photo. 

• Truth be told, it doesn't matter if one has anything to do with the other. 
• Text along with a picture automatically implies unquestionable credibility.

Don't believe me on that credibility thing?  

Consider all the credibility people gave to the "I am the 1%" posts.".

Who questioned those? 

Who could really?

 Now post that shit!

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Congratulations!

You now have a facebook post! 

Try it.

Right now!

Watch your friends list grow with people you've never met!

People who assume you're a well informed wealth of information.

Share your posts with me and let me know how that works out for you!

I think you'll find it easier and more enjoyable than you might think.

Remember this:
Most people would rather believe an incredible lie over the boring truth.

d(-_-)b

PS One last helpful hint: 
Under no circumstance should you use spell check.
Doing so may discredit the strength of your stance as it exemplifies intelligence and / or common sense.